Have you ever had that private-parts buster boss who just seems to get their sense of a days satisfaction from being as much of a complete a-hole to everyone as they possibly can? Then kind of boss that says things like “I’m not paying you to go to the bathroom,” or “If I wanted a dumb answer, I would’ve asked my cat,” or even “I don’t care if your grandmother just died, it’s Friday afternoon and I need you to work this weekend!”

Have you ever had the change to deliver complete sweet, satisfying vengence to someone whom completely, undeniably, “the judge let him off because that jackass deserved to get a nail gun shot in his buttcheek” deserved it?

Alas, technology (and games) have once again afforded us an opportunity that would never have be feasible without it (or at least without significant legal fees and a couple of favors called in to a few governors)...

My “Dear” Boss is an arcade launch/distance game where you can finally strap on your ass kicking boots and let ‘em rip on that jerks plump posterior. Similar to Burrito Bison, the launch game that rescued me from my previous detest to the genre, although slightly less satisfying in the quality of graphics, My “Dear” Boss hurles that fat sack of over-inflated ego straight to the curb, then to the ICU and finally, where he deserves, the morgue. Note: we are not condoning the harming of your bosses, regardless of how appropriate (and/or funny) it might be. Along the way bouncing off of cars, patio table umbrellas, disgruntled construction workers, birds and a particularly large, surely steroid-enhanced, “should be chasing Sylvester the Cat” pit bull.

After a ho hum start, My “Dear” Boss is the kind of game that just keeps getting better and better. What it might lack in graphics quality, it vastly makes up for in boosters, obstacles, powerups and achievements (I’ll let you figure out how to reach “Poo Pouncer” status for yourself) and, let’s face it, nothing is quite as entertaining or satisfying as kicking a douche of a boss straight to the ER (and without those pesky laws and civil/wrongful death suits getting in the way).

Some things to consider:

1. Apparently, hurling your boss into a giant pile of sh*t is not good thing; it slows him down.
2. I wouldn’t have though borrowing Superman’s cape would be a beneficial, if it’ll help kick his fat ass straight to the ER, I’ll take it.

Some hints to get you going:

1. As it wasn’t that obvious to me, when encountering the extra power meters with construction workers, ex-employees and protesters, it’s a multi-click meter; keep clicking until the bar moves into the green area, stop to let it fall back down, etc.
2. Protesters >> Construction Workers > Ex-Employees
3. Monster Pit Bull >> Cars > Table Umbrellas > Fire Hydrants
4. As soon as you get going, save up for the Extra Kick (50k coins). Well worth it if you didn’t get a good enough pelvic punt the first go around.

I feel dirty... but in a good way. A “I hope the cops don’t find out, but if they do, it was worth it” kind of dirty.